the SEPTA haiku

Month

April 2008

30 posts

i am no stranger
to threats on the subway, but
singing is different.

Apr 30, 2008

“get your hand off my
fucking neck or i’ll break your
jaw,” the man hisses.

Apr 29, 2008

her legs curled under
her, she retreats into her
iPod, gazing off.

Apr 28, 2008

zipped to the nose in
her fur vest, she hibernates,
and no one wakes her.

Apr 27, 2008

she loudly phones her
friend, who can’t pick her up with
five minutes’ notice.

Apr 26, 2008

the turnstile won’t take
her dollar bills. with each try,
she seems more desperate.

Apr 25, 2008

he makes ample use
of the fact that their seats face
each other, and flirts.

Apr 24, 2008

she can’t get out of
her window seat, and coldly
says: “this. is. my. STOP.”

Apr 23, 2008

the woman on the
aisle refuses to move. “you’ll
just have to wait, dear.”

Apr 22, 2008

four teen girls travel,
same anxieties, laughs, and
bulging suitcases.

Apr 21, 2008

mom doesn’t stop her
kid from applying monkey
stickers to the seats.

Apr 20, 2008

“some artists would be
good investments,” she says. “…the
ones we can’t afford.”

Apr 19, 2008

the conductor turns
back. a small girl wails, “he won’t
take my ticket, mom!”

Apr 18, 2008

“sing a song!” he says
to the conductor. “nah; ‘less
you want barry white.”

Apr 17, 2008

i can just hear her
side of the conversation:
many “oh my GAWD!”s.

Apr 16, 2008
on reality television

“i’ll talk smack,” she says.
“i’ll fight. but i ain’t gonna
for no one’s camera.”

Apr 15, 2008

she says, “what?” he says,
“nothing!” they both giggle. and
the cycle repeats.

Apr 14, 20085 notes

the group of college
girls discuss socialized health
care at great volume.

Apr 13, 2008

he offers me the
seat beside him, but will not
move to let me in.

Apr 12, 2008

she pushes out and
snarls, “well, don’t make things any
easier on me.”

Apr 11, 2008
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